I know this may sound crazy, but this is definitely me…

Rush to look for kopitiam which telecast Euro Cup matches with my dad. Phew~ Manage to find one near Karen’s house. Tonight is England vs Switzerland. The end result is 3:0. Good fight England… Splendid~ I think my soccer fever shall continue till the end of Euro Cup. Haha~

My mother told me she met my kindergarden friend (WL) and his mother downstair. Strange enough, WL initiated to exchange house number to contact me. I dunno how the process exactly happened, but when my mum told me when i’m having lunch, i find it a total ridic.

And then, the first phone came. WL’s mother rang up my house at around 7 plus and start the conversation rolling. I very very bu nai fan coz i promise to meet up my uncle and he is still waiting for my call. This call came at the wrong timing. WL’s mother said: “You are lixiang huh? Long time never see leh… How are you? Wei Liang says he wanted to call you, but shy… U wait huh, i pass the phone to him.”

At that instant, i regretted answering the phone. It is impossible to squeeze out anything after a lost of contact for 14 to 15 years. I still start very pleasantly to know more about him. How has he been for the fucking 15 years. He asked me “do i carry a mobile?”, “wat model?”, “can send him my pictures?”. The last question put me off. What the fuck he wants my photos for?

But slowly, I think i started to sound like i’m not concentrating in our conversation. So he initiated to hang the phone and we exchanged numbers. Man~ The first thing he did is sending me his photo thru mms. Nabeiz~ I can remember your face better than any fucking rubbish bin lor.

Before i even stepped out of the house, he msg me again. Asking me whether would i like to meet him up near my block for a short while. Siao~ For what? To me, i have forgotten all the single heck about kindergarden except all those stupid guys in the class, trying to scare me with those fake lobster toys. Kindergarden memory is like zero. And i’m rying to know you from zero too. Meeting up with you? You must have been thinking too much. I turn him of straight.

Return home shortly from westmall, my mobile beeps again. WL said: “You reach home le mah? IMM fun? (initially i told him i’m going imm instead of westmall)” Fun what fun? Singapore is only that fucking ass hole big. Some more is a shopping centre, what fun do you expect? I choose to ignore and i din reply. It’s like only 2 min away from the last message, he msg me again. “I think you are very busy. Shall not disturb you…. (got some more nonsense at the back)” I din even bother to reply anything. This is like so fan. People dun reply liao, cant you be more sensitive?

What’s more frustrating is when i’m watching soccer, he msg again. “You said you’ve added me in your frienster, but i din see it. Why not you give me your friendster account, i’ll add it myself.” Before i could reply anything, he called. Just right, it’s half time. Many commotion from the TV and the crowd in kopitiam, i can’t hear his voice clearly. I turn my mobile volume louder, yet i say “hello” in a very inpolite tone. Machiam like ah beng trying to answer his mobile “hello?! ni ai che xiang?”. This time he sensed it, and confirmed with me whether i’m currently free anot. I just told him straight off, “I’m watching soccer now!” And there he hang the phone.

The whole process my dad is beside me. I just complaint to him whatever i wanna say. Fucking furious lor. My close guy friends dun fan me that much as well. And i’m really frightened off by this kind of ppl. I dunno what they want from me, neither do i want to get any close intact with them. Seriously, i dun appreciate this kind of friends.

I’m having a real headache. And i blame my mum for exchanging numbers. But in actual fact, she owes me nothing, not even a reason. I should have direct the problem to myself, WHY SHOULD I EXCHANGE MOBILE NUMBERS WITH HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?